Why I Hate Saturn

Actually, I don’t have anything against Saturn but that is the title of one of my favorite books. And I love doing top ten lists so I decided to do this. I hope you enjoy this little departure…

#1 Number 5

equatorial winds at almost 2000km per hour prove Satrun is an airhead

#2 Number 4

96% hydrogen, 3% helium

#3 Number 3

not the only planet with rings, but acts like it is

#4 Number 2

what self respecting planet would float?

#5 Number 1

sick and tired of the gas giants pushing the inner ring planets around


What do you think?

23 Points


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  1. The first question (there may be more)

    1. ok gas bags, politicians or planets?
    2. Looks like a couple of planets are Beyonce fans right? I mean they “put a ring on it!”
    3. I can’t help it, the rings look like the stuff left in the bathtub after we give the dogs a bath.

    light switch off.

  2. The planet Saturn is probably the best known and most beautiful planet in the Solar System. Saturn’s rings are far more extensive and more easily seen than those of any other planet. Saturn is the second largest planet in the solar system with a diameter of 120,000 km.


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