If you want to see some ads that are really silly,
Then scroll down to look at the new ads on Virily.
The goal for the site is to make some moolah,
But were only given the worst ads from Taboola.
I’m using food to cook during the quarantine, so I will not be taking an onion peel
And sticking it underneath my heel.
No, I do not want to see why Steve Harvey is sad
I already know the reason; he is about to become a grand-dad.
During the coronavirus outbreak, I wash my hands every time I tinkle,
But I am still not going to look at how to eliminate wrinkles.
I am single living the stay-at-home life
So I can look at the video because I do not have a wife.
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Have you clicked on the new ads from Virily?
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1Yes
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2No
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Really funny poem , thanks for sharing
You are welcome. I am glad that you got a laugh about this poem.
lol That poem is very funny. Well done and thank you so much for the laugh. I see we see the same ads.
You are welcome. I think that the ads are based upon which country that we live in.
They are yes. I try not to look at them. They do really help me not feel hungry looking at the food posts.
That’s a poetic and funny way to put it…
Hehehe
I’m glad that you liked it. We need all of the laughs we can get right now.
I don’t open ads. It looks like our members have different ads.
Yes, it appears that they are different based upon the country that we live in.
I don’t pay attention to ads. And I don’t open them. I can only say that onions help a lot with a cold that way.
The onion ad was weird because it said that an onion held underneath the heel with a sock can help get rid of diabetes.
I never ever click on ads, especially the ones I have seen lately. Nice poem. Stay safe.
Very witty odes. Wrinkles, weight loss and quest for eternal happiness seem to be most popular.
Yes – people will just about try anything to stay young
If I clicked on any of them my computer might shut down, lol. I’ll pass! The only one i’d consider is the mask one.
Yeah, those links are probably hideous. We all need to social distance from computer viruses as well.
Agree with that. I lost my last computer from a virus.
That’s a great poem, well done!
My ads are mostly about weight-loss, fashion and creepy things I won’t believe are real. 😁
I’m surprised that the ads are different since they are so low-budget. Thank you for enjoying the poem.
I would not have thought in a million years to write an ode to the ads on Virily! Great work!😀
You are welcome. Actually, your post about the ads inspired me to write the ode.
1/2 those ads lead you to known sites with Malware issues.
But, i must say, from a perspective of one who read,
your epic poem, your ode
was nearly perfect!
love the poem, but did want to walk about two things you said.
Why no opinion under your heel?
and living the single life at home….
The first ad was about putting an onion peel underneath the heel while sleeping to help deal with diabetes. The second ad said, “Don’t Watch This Video Around Your Wife.” I am happily single, so I can watch the video, but I really do not want to watch the video because of the malware issue you brought up.
i was teasing you – but understood. Love the ODE
Thank you, Doc. Keep cranking out your poems as well.
you bet always happy to share poems!
Well written poetry. I normally do not click on Ads.
You are welcome. I sometimes click on ads on accident when I am attempting to click on something else on a different site.
Not yet but I intend to click some that are worthy reading. Some font make sense.
I hope that you have some good protection on your computer.
Talk about it, you’ve done good to offer cautiousness in opening them.
No, did not clicked yet ,
That’s good that you have not clicked on the ads, Witty Feeds. Those ads will not lead you to witty feeds.