Kim's Joke of the Day

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1. Are you dreaming? Dreams that do come true can be as unsettling as those that don’t.~BRETT BUTTLER

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2. Race you to the bar. Winner gets a free Mojito.

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   • lol, getting my running shoes on!!

3. lol, want to join me? giggles.

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4. Oh what a great idea! Genius, I would say. Rum and run — they do rhyme. One makes you laugh a little wider and harder; the other keeps you in shape. I will go for the laugh but I want it mixed with either ice cream or cake.

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   • Yeah, see! We could set up check points along the way, stop have a drinky, or perhaps a rum smoothie? Then some cake, and off again. lol

     • Hahahahaha the checkpoint got me laughing. Yeahhhhh it would be a happy day lol

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5. What’s the day with a cup of tea and rum? Very cheerful. And it will warm us. It will not bother us the cold weather.

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   • True, and imagine the lighthouse photos then!!! Grins..

6. Great joke of the day! LOL. Thanks

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   • Cheers! lol thank you Pam. : D

7. Sounds like a better plan! LoL! love it!

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   • I know, right? It does sound like a lot more fun. lol

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8. Count me in! It is a little early for me, but who am I to argue with autocorrect…

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   • lol, yeah thats what I was thinking! Computers are smarter than people right? grins.

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     • They’re more powerful when it comes to number crunching, faster when it comes to sorting and comparing but they don’t make good value judgements…

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       • lol so true… Good thing huh?

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         • If they help us then it is a good thing, if they work against us then it is a bad thing but if they do neither it is a neutral thing…

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         • lol Very true! We’ve all seen the movies where the computers take over the world. Not a good thing…

9. But such changes are fun.

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   • lol yes, indeed. I like Rum more than running. I can honestly say that even being one that rarely drinks.

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     • There are other options to plan; drinking rum while running.

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       • lol, now that might be fun. hahaha

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10. Sometimes I get so frustrated at autocorrect but other times it really helps.

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    • I had to turn mine off on my cell phone I had. I take my chances on spelling the old fashioned way. lol

11. Can it change work to holidays? please :p

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    • lol, no doubt Alibb!