in Entertainment Love It LOL Cute Kim's Jokes by Kim_Johnson March 26, 2018, 4:56 pm 449 Views 14 Votes 16 Comments Share Tweet Pin Kim’s Jokes: My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.” lol, hope you enjoy and remember to SMILE! Read LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to CollectionReport What do you think? 14 Points Upvote Downvote Browse and manage your votes from your Member Profile Page Share Tweet PinKimsjokes Written by Kim_Johnson 16 Comments Leave a Reply Good news shredder refused. Bad news, cat figured out how to shred curtains anyway! 1 Log in to Reply Good one!! Laughed at your comment as hard as the joke!! 1 Log in to Reply Haha, cats are born with this knowledge! 1 Log in to Reply Isn’t that the truth. They are professional shredders. 1 Log in to Reply Looks like I need to bribe the cats in my neighbourhood to save some money on shredder :p 1 Log in to Reply They are also wood shredders, fabric shredders and human skin shredders. XD I still love them though! 1 Log in to Reply Lol, that’s cute and funny!! Thank you for sharing! 1 Log in to Reply : D Glad you liked it, and thanks for smiling! Log in to Reply My zen version of your joke: One day a cat met a paper shredder and proclaimed “When the student is ready, the teacher shall appear…” 1 Log in to Reply lol that works too Alex. 1 Log in to Reply dunno why I thought of that, but it was the first place I went 1 Log in to Reply Then what is your answer? 1 Log in to Reply Cat asking shredder how to shred paper.. I had no answer, cat was asking the machine. 1 Log in to Reply Yes, I understand, but because you love your cat so much, don’t you at least help to translate the question or the answer? 1 Log in to Reply If I did not teach, I would learn the cat told 1 Log in to Reply They seem to be pros at this don’t they. Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.