in Entertainment Love It LOL Cute Kim's Jokes by Kim_Johnson March 26, 2018, 4:56 pm 459 Views 14 Votes 16 Comments Share Tweet Pin Kim’s Jokes: My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.” lol, hope you enjoy and remember to SMILE! Read LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to CollectionReport What do you think? 14 Points Upvote Downvote Browse and manage your votes from your Member Profile Page Share Tweet PinKimsjokes Written by Kim_Johnson 16 Comments Good news shredder refused. Bad news, cat figured out how to shred curtains anyway! 1 Good one!! Laughed at your comment as hard as the joke!! 1 Haha, cats are born with this knowledge! 1 Isn’t that the truth. They are professional shredders. 1 Looks like I need to bribe the cats in my neighbourhood to save some money on shredder :p 1 They are also wood shredders, fabric shredders and human skin shredders. XD I still love them though! 1 Lol, that’s cute and funny!! Thank you for sharing! 1 : D Glad you liked it, and thanks for smiling! My zen version of your joke: One day a cat met a paper shredder and proclaimed “When the student is ready, the teacher shall appear…” 1 lol that works too Alex. 1 dunno why I thought of that, but it was the first place I went 1 Then what is your answer? 1 Cat asking shredder how to shred paper.. I had no answer, cat was asking the machine. 1 Yes, I understand, but because you love your cat so much, don’t you at least help to translate the question or the answer? 1 If I did not teach, I would learn the cat told 1 They seem to be pros at this don’t they.