I was just a thought, across time and space
an atomic dust dot, tossed at lights’ standard pace.
Cosmic gas must’ve wrought lime green grins and a face
and it’s panache busting flash, I ought and will not erase.
A smile at light speed, no aim or control,
and while a head I might need, I grow frame, brain and soul.
As I fight to be, to fulfill my fates’ role,
the sight seen before me…is ..a..small,.. sky blue…bowl?
Still in the distance, a shape from my grin.
That’s Pluto, for instance, then came calico skin.
At Tethys, I noticed my back had this fin
and I’m an oafish, bloated catfish with a weird, wire-whiskered chin!
I crashed my first SpLaSh! in the sea near Japan.
There’s a rash that inhabits this free world of man.
I attached to Namazu as his reversed charlatan
to grasp why some humans screw the works in Earths’ plan.
I’m called “B.O.’B., I float and pretty good at it too.
I’m not here to gloat, though it’s the best thing I do.
It’s my job to take notes of iffy things you humans do
and try not to make jokes, …though pretty cruel to put me through…”