in Entertainment Love It Kim's Joke of the Day by Kim_Johnson December 11, 2017, 4:58 pm 216 Views 18 Votes 24 Comments Share Tweet Pin I don’t take many pictures of cars, so I used this one of the fires a few years back. Joke of the Day: When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway! This is true. lol Have a great day and remember to SMILE! Read LaterAdd to FavouritesAdd to CollectionReport What do you think? 18 Points Upvote Downvote Browse and manage your votes from your Member Profile Page Share Tweet PinKimsjokes Written by Kim_Johnson 24 Comments Leave a Reply I like the punchline in this joke. Keep up the good humor. 1 Log in to Reply Thank you, I appreciate it! : ) Log in to Reply I have missed your funny jokes Kim. 1 Log in to Reply I had a hard day yesterday, My car was taken outside of my house, with all my important papers and stuff that we had packed into it for the evac. Log in to Reply Oh man, that is so mean! A big stressor 🙁 1 Log in to Reply Boy you know it. I am still in shock. 1 Log in to Reply Good joke, very good. 1 Log in to Reply Thank you Pam, glad you liked it. 1 Log in to Reply hahaha… good one. I almost choked on my morning coffee 1 Log in to Reply There is another version of this, When it turns into a street. But driveway makes more sense, you turn onto a street, not into it. : ) 1 Log in to Reply Would you still call a car a car if it has no engine and drawn by a horse? Nice joke! 1 Log in to Reply Nope, Id call that a carriage or buggy : ) Thank you Pixie : ) Log in to Reply When is a door not a door? 1 Log in to Reply When it is ajar. : ) 1 Log in to Reply I was confident you knew the answer 1 Log in to Reply Lol love these jokes, they always bring a smile to my face! 1 Log in to Reply Thank you Michelle! : ) Log in to Reply Oh lady, you are an endless fount of mirth ??? 1 Log in to Reply : ) Thank you Norman! 1 Log in to Reply It occurs to me that perhaps the answer should only be available upon viewing. …. I’ve seen some good reports on the fires today due to advantageous lack of winds. Here’s hoping they really turn the corner on controlling the fires. Stay safe! 1 Log in to Reply Well thats a great idea. I could put the punchline in the comments.. I still get a lot of views though. The fire is now 95% contained. Thank you! 2 Log in to Reply Or include the answer in the post. That’s good news that you can relax a little. The stress of keeping track of fire and winds is no fun. And I swear that the constant smell of smoke is a trigger for deep ancestral memory stress; or, sets off a mild fight or flight state. I’m so glad you all are safe! 1 Log in to Reply What a joke we have today 1 Log in to Reply Thank you Elenka! : ) Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.