- It is illegal for a man to have a mustache if he has a tendency to regularly kiss other people.
- Every Indiana resident is required to spend six days a year working on the public roads.
- Uhh, yeah. If two trains meet on the same track, neither is allowed to proceed until the other has passed. You can see they put a lot of thought into this one.
- It is a violation for a woman to appear on a highway wearing only a bathing suit unless she has at least two policemen with her and is armed with a club.
- Got any naked people at home. Make sure you register them.
- In Ottumwa, Iowa it is illegal to wink at a woman to whom you have not been introduced.
- In Ames, Iowa it is illegal for a man to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with their wife.
- One-armed piano players are not allowed to charge for a performance.
- If you wear false teeth and bite someone, it is considered to be assault.
- You cannot buy a car on Sunday unless it has plumbing.
- It is illegal to spit on the sidewalk.
- It is illegal to have sex with a rodeo clown in front of the horses.
- This state seems a bit sex-obsessed since it is also illegal to have sex with the woman on top.
- In the town of Woburn it is illegal to imbibe in an alcoholic drink while standing up. Of course, if you drink enough, standing up won’t be your problem.
- It’s against the law to have sex in a car unless it’s parked on your own property.
- It is illegal to smoke underwater. Keep in mind this is the “Land of 10,000 Lakes.”
- In Alexandria, Minnesota it is illegal for a man to have sex with his wife if his breath smells of garlic, onions or sardines.
- When you file your state taxes in Minnesota, make sure you include your date of death.
- You cannot seduce a woman by promising to marry her.
- Unmarried men between 18 and 50 years of age must pay an annual $1 tax.
- A group of seven or more Indians is considered to be a war party and you are allowed to shoot them.
- There is a state ban on fishing for whales.
- If you are going to buy a round of drinks, it can’t be for more than three people.
- It is illegal to show a movie before 2:00 PM.
- If you are in Bergen County and need a new car or t-shirt, don’t try to buy it on Sunday. The same goes for any article of clothing or furniture.
- Also, if it’s Sunday, forget about trying to sell your cabbages.
- Idiots and insane people may not vote. Apparently there’s nothing to prevent them from running for office, however.
- You may not stick your thumb to your nose and wiggle your fingers at someone. Of course you can give them the finger.
- Bingo games cannot exceed five hours in length.
- You cannot serve beer and pretzels simultaneously.
- You are not allowed to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church.
- It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
- You are not allowed to make funny faces at your dog. It doesn’t say if you can make funny faces at someone else’s dog.
- Using canned corn for bait while you are fishing is a definite no-no.
- You are not allowed to tell of fortune-teller where to dig for buried treasure. Shouldn’t they know where already?
- This one is one of my favorites. Bonneau will fine you $445 if you dangle fake testicles from your truck. Just in case you were thinking of doing that.
- You have to be at least 18 years old to operate a pinball machine. Sorry, all you potential pinball wizards.
- The state prohibits sleeping in a cheese factory.
- It is illegal to milk someone else’s cow.
- If you are going to commit a crime against someone, you have to inform them of the details of what you plan to do at least 24 hours before you do it.
- Men are responsible for any crime their wife (wives?) commit in their presence.
- It is illegal to whistle under water.
- It is forbidden to serve margarine in triangular pats.
- Chickens may only lay eggs between 8 AM and 4 PM.
- It is illegal to have sex with a virgin, even if it’s your wedding night. This probably explains why Washington state is not known as a big honeymoon destination.
- Not only are you forbidden from having sex with a virgin, you can’t give her a lollipop. They’re illegal so that applies to everyone.
- It is illegal to shoot your gun while your wife is experiencing an orgasm. I think the NRA needs to look into this one.
- Prisons may not serve margarine to prisoners.
- It’s illegal to have sex while standing up in a walk-in meat freezer. In California this is called Wednesday.
Note: I did not forget Illinois. That state has its own page – This is why we pay our law makers the big bucks…
- Huff Post Weird News: 10 Strangest Sex Laws in the USA (02 Apr 2014)
- Robertson, Connie Earl. 28 May 2011. Strangest laws in Idaho
- Rossen, Jake. 13 May 2015. Mental Floss: 7 Bizarre Laws (That Are Actually Enforced)
- Rufful, David. 04 Jul 2014. 50 Hysterical Laws In America, One From Each State…
- Spudart: Crazy List of Stupid Illinois Laws and Rules