Kim_Johnson is always doing a JOTD and tries to get me to join in. I am not funny enough to do a joke every day but when I think of one then I share it
I once had a speed reading accident: I hit a bookmarker…
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Kim_Johnson is always doing a JOTD and tries to get me to join in. I am not funny enough to do a joke every day but when I think of one then I share it
I once had a speed reading accident: I hit a bookmarker…
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It’s awesome and very interesting # jotd
I really do read at breakneck speed
Funny funny man, good one. Here is another one…
“Hermits have no peer pressure.”
– Steven Wright
I love his dry humor and sardonic delivery
Ah, I love the joke and this piece is a favorite of mine.
I didn’t want to use the solar powered bookmark joke…
She was very enthusiastic
Odikwa nma ? and I love the book it looks ancient
I didn’t want to give Ife the Necronomicon, so had to settle for the Crimson Tome…
It is perfect — I can see the crispness of the pages and can “smell” the oldness of the book just by looking at the picture — hence I said “odikwa nma” Igbo for “it’s good” ?
Yeah, I probably shouldn’t have given her the Crimson Tome either but at least I didn’t give her the Necronomicon. Her father would never forgive me…
The latter is much better alternative if you don’t prefer Thesaurus or encyclopedia ???
I don’t relish having to explain to Ade why I gave his daughter the book of the names of the dead…
Do you see my grin? I do!
As a small child, Ife was stuck to the window of her apartment. I’d wave at her and she’d get so excited
She must be very fond of and admire you
To be fair, she was like that with everyone. But she liked me because I waved back
And I’m sure it’s your special distinction.
I try not to talk down to children, they seem to appreciate it
Good one, but the illustration stole all the attention for me! Wonderful work!
it helped that my model was fantastic
You got what it takes to think up jokes. I loved it!
Unfortunately, I didn’t think this one up. I’ve got jokes, but they’re mostly computer jokes that would fly over everyone’s head unless they had a background in network security…
That’s my buddy’s daughter, Ife…
It is short for Ifeoluwa, which means love in Igbo
Yeah, it is a fun name for a fun girl
Haha, great joke…thank you for sharing!
It’s an old Stephen Wright joke…