Today I decided on a slightly different post. I browsed the web and noticed fun sayings, jokes, quotes. Maybe those words will make you laugh too.
If a black cat crosses your path, it means it is destined for somewhere.
I have to thank my parents, especially my father and mother, for my success.
I drank to make you forget, to stop being haunted by your image … But when I was drunk, I saw you twice. Marcel Achard
Women play chess worse than men because they have to be silent for five hours. Vasily Smislov
Silence is gold, but none of it has yet been enriched.
Don’t make fun of me because I know kung fu, karate, judo… And 36 other dangerous words!
What you can do today, don’t procrastinate on tomorrow, but say you did it yesterday.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. E. Joseph Cossman
Did you at least smile a little at those words?