vidocka
Today I decided on a slightly different post. I browsed the web and noticed fun sayings, jokes, quotes. Maybe those words will make you laugh too.
If a black cat crosses your path, it means it is destined for somewhere.
I have to thank my parents, especially my father and mother, for my success.
I drank to make you forget, to stop being haunted by your image … But when I was drunk, I saw you twice. Marcel Achard
Women play chess worse than men because they have to be silent for five hours. Vasily Smislov
Silence is gold, but none of it has yet been enriched.
Don’t make fun of me because I know kung fu, karate, judo… And 36 other dangerous words!
What you can do today, don’t procrastinate on tomorrow, but say you did it yesterday.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. E. Joseph Cossman
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Did you at least smile a little at those words?
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Yes
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No
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There’s plenty of women that can play chess better than men.
I totally agree with you. Some women are very talented.
Alexandra Kosteniuk is one of the best women chess players ever.
The last one is ever true. If you forget it once, you’ll be reminded in a manner you won’t forget. The quote made me smile.
While men don’t mind so much about birthdays, it doesn’t go easily with many women.
I’m glad I was able to make you laugh. I agree that some are really very real.
those made me smile they are all wonderful. Here is another for you
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
Reminds me during driving school, my tutor advised us to consider every other driver on the road an idiot or maniac, but me the best driver.
that is very true it is the only way to drive!
Thanks for your addition and smile. I think we all need more fun and smiles.
you bet – thank you for the same!
Very good quotes, dear Vidocka ….. the most original is the one who knows 36 more dangerous words …. I laughed
Thank you, Lado. This one was the best for me too.
With great pleasure, dear Vidocka…..each in its own way is excellent
I particularly liked about the logic of the black cat (lol)
Thank you, Grace. Some are really very interesting.
I loved these and thank you for the smiles.
Thank you, Sandra. I guess we all need a little smiles.
I loved all of these! Thank you for the smiles. 🙂
I’m glad I brightened your day with smiles. 😊