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Funny Quotes

In relation to Carol’s series of quotes, I thought it might be better to do the funny part of quotes. I hope you’ll enjoy them.

  1. Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. (Albert Einstein)
  2. Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. (Bob Thaves)
  3. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. (Ashleigh Brilliant)
  4. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. (Bob Hope)

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