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My first fun pun poll

The path to funny often wanders through the reality of puns. My sons tell me that puns are the lowest form of humor. I always argue they are the most fun. So, without further adieu, a pun poll!

Actually let’s call it the fun pun poll! I will share some of my favorite puns!

  • Question of

    Are you ready for some PUNishment?

    • Yes
    • No
  • Question of

    The answer to the question what is for dinner should always be?

    • Dinner
    • Food
    • Chicken
  • Question of

    Can I do something should always be answered with?

    • I don’t know, can you?
    • I think you are looking for May I?
    • Sorry the store is closed now.
  • Question of

    When coming to a stop sign while driving someone asks you where are you going?

    • Dashing madly off in all directions
    • Towards the destination
    • i have no idea I thought you were driving
  • Question of

    I can’t find my keys what should I do?

    • Look for them?
    • check the last place you plan on looking, they are always in the last place you look.
    • look up at the ceiling, they are most likely there.
  • Question of

    There is nothing in the house to eat.

    • There is nothing you want to eat.
    • That is correct I threw all the food away.
    • The cult your mother and I joined doesn’t believe in food.

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What do you think?

16 Points

Written by DocAndersen

One fan, One team and a long time dream Go Cubs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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