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Kim’s Joke of the Day

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.  – E. E. Cummings

Such a true quote! 

Joke: What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 

In this joke I used my sweet Blue and Dime. The kitten was getting way to close to daddy cat!  Boundaries must be upheld! 


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What do you think?

25 Points

Written by Kim_Johnson


  1. By the time he reaches 9 his life has a long time. The little one will be alive, and the old man will have kicked the bell. And they will exchange places.

  2. I suspect the joke would be better with a limit. in between the first scaring 1/2 to death and the second you can’t be born again, thereby resetting the clock and just making it scared 1/2 to death twice starting at zero both times!

    • Oh doc… You guys are just too smart. lol But wait, if you are scared half to death you are not dead, so do not need to be reborn? eh. too much thinking this early in the morning.