Kim_Johnson
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. – E. E. Cummings
Such a true quote!
Joke: What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
In this joke I used my sweet Blue and Dime. The kitten was getting way to close to daddy cat! Boundaries must be upheld!
Enjoy!
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hahah funny one, thanks for sharing.
Grins, thank you, so glad you liked it.
Another enjoyable one, thanks for sharing!
Awe, thank you Mom, glad you liked it, keep smiliing!
This was funny and cute Kim! Brought a big smile to my face!
Thank you Andrew! Glad you liked it.
By the time he reaches 9 his life has a long time. The little one will be alive, and the old man will have kicked the bell. And they will exchange places.
They are both gone now. The picture was a few years ago.
I suspect the joke would be better with a limit. in between the first scaring 1/2 to death and the second you can’t be born again, thereby resetting the clock and just making it scared 1/2 to death twice starting at zero both times!
Oh doc… You guys are just too smart. lol But wait, if you are scared half to death you are not dead, so do not need to be reborn? eh. too much thinking this early in the morning.
7 more and you’re totally dead. Lol.
ha, nine lives. good one there. It took me a minute, its early here, before coffee!!!
hi your post is very nice i like it oxm nice
Thank you Shujaawan, not sure what oxm means, but thank you for the compliment.
What a beautiful post. Nice one & Awesome
Thank you Zaki, much appreciated.
Simple, you’re three-fourths dead.
Like I replied to John, (artbytes) Not if you got scared half to death twice at the same time? lol My son said the same thing.
But can it happen at the exact same time? Even if we’re talking nanoseconds, there would certainly be some difference.
I agre ewith Carol! Great photo and joke!
Thank you Ellie, glad you liked it! : )
The photo speaks volumes about respect and boundaries!
Yes it does, very expressive isnt he. And the kitten too.
still you die once so i think
That was the point. Thank you Glower.
Well, mathematically, you still have a quarter of your life left. Heheh
Okay, damn John. What about if you got scared half to death twice at the same time! Ha.
Hahaha. Well that’s different. That’s one half times two. Hahaha.
lol, fine then. It’s early here, everyone is still asleep and I really just laughed way too loud. Thank you!
cat and jerry is not friend ever
They are great friends now. lol
I love the photo and I love the question too! Wonder also what happens then..
Thank you Cretan, snapped at just the right time.