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Kim’s Joke of the Day

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.  – E. E. Cummings

Such a true quote! 

Joke: What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 

In this joke I used my sweet Blue and Dime. The kitten was getting way to close to daddy cat!  Boundaries must be upheld! 


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Written by Kim_Johnson

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  1. I suspect the joke would be better with a limit. in between the first scaring 1/2 to death and the second you can’t be born again, thereby resetting the clock and just making it scared 1/2 to death twice starting at zero both times!


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