Beatriz Martins
I collected some jokes about Christmas that I find funny and clever.
They are just a few but I think they are really cool, so I hope they make you laugh!
- Why did Santa go to the doctor?
Because of his bad “elf”!
- What did the sea say to Santa?
Nothing! It just waved!
- Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
- What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet!
- Where do elves go to dance?
Christmas Balls!
- What do elves eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
- What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments!
- Which of Santa’s reindeers have to mind their manners most?
Rude-olph!
- Why did the Rudolph cross the road?
Because he was tied to the chicken!
- What do you call Rudolph with lots of snow in his ears?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you!
- Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken’s day off!
- What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
- Why don’t penguins fly?
Because they’re not tall enough to be pilots!
Bubbles and puddles! >-=^;>
Excellent jokes … brighten my evening
Very enjoyable entertainment, Beatriz. Thanks.
This is very good for raising the positive tone of man.
Now, why can’t they put these in Christmas crackers?
Just what I wanted for xmas, a bunch of jokes I can tell everyone at parties!
Thank you for your comment 🙂
I hope a compliment was what you wanted for xmas, because that is all I got you
hahaha, love this! I really did giggle out loud.
I’m really glad! I love making people smile!
Lol, “Elf-is Presley!”
One of my favorites ahah
Ha! Fin swirls n’ grin curls..
Good time for such jokes
I know! Thank you for your comment!
Those jokes are hilarious 😀
Thank you! I’m glad you enjoyed them!
Ha-ha-ha & ho-ho-ho! That’s fantastic rise of my Christmas mood!!! Million thanks for it & my sincere Christmas wishes – https://virily.com/item/christmas-decor-devoted-mans-best-friend/