My beloved Mjolnir exists!
She is real!
I now simply await an address to which she can be shipped.
I received a particularly generous offer from my Brother, Billy Gaston, at Vegvisir Forge and I could not decline.
This, to me, is a momentous event. Imagine being a friend with Rembrandt and getting a splendid painting on perhaps the best terms imaginable.
The existence of my Beloved Mjolnir gives me all the hope and encouragement a worshiper of Thor and the rest of the Pantheon could ever need.
I am restored.
Hail the Gods!
Do not confuse this with hollyweird’s blasphemies.