Kim_Johnson
Sometimes I like to watch stand up comedians. My favorite one liner comedian is Steve or Steven Wright. If you get a chance pull up a Youtube video and watch him. That is if you like one liners. Here is a string of them.. for the first joke.
I decided to take a few of my favorites and share them with you.
Kim’s Joke of the Day:
Babies don’t need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach…
It pisses me off…
I like to walk up to them when no one is looking and ask, “What are you doing here? You haven’t worked a day in your life”…
Little baby laying on a little dish towel…
Trying to get a little tan to impress his little friends…
See my diaper line? …. In the skit it shows him kicking sand at the baby and walking off.. lol
I will share a few more of his work the rest of the week. I hope you enjoy and have a great day. Most importantly don’t forget to SMILE.
Hahahahaha is this what happens after one attended a Lamaze class? I suppose the baby will tell you: “Well, m’lady, I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth and so I need not work and just spend the rest of my life on the beach getting toasted.” Lol!
lol true, the jokes are in order.. not really though. Babies with silver spoons, silver sand buckets, etc.. lol
Maybe you should start a challenge that says: “If babies could talk…” hahaha I like to believe they hold great secrets in the years they cannot talk — maybe ancient wisdom that they forget as they get older lol
That would be fun. You should do it! Or people in general.
I could fit that into the just for fun challenge..
Hahahaha and that would be fun! I don’t think I can afford to start any activity as I also write in WordPress — more serious stuff lol — and I write in 2 more sites — plus there is the day-to-day work from business
Busy lady!
I am going to make it a choice in the Just for fun poll! I will post the poll soon. Let’s see what others think of this theme. I think its a great idea.
Haha, this is great, love it!!
You should pull up one of his vids. You can’t not laugh..
I’ll have to do that sometimes…I like watching comedians.
You always come up with new ideas
Thank you Elenka, I get bored easily. lol
Too funny! Have a great day Kim. 🙂
It was my longest one yet. lol Thanks Carol.
See my diaper line!! Very good 🙂
He is so funny, thank you Norman.