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Kim's Joke of the Day

Sometimes I like to watch stand up comedians. My favorite one liner comedian is Steve or Steven Wright. If you get a chance pull up a Youtube video and watch him. That is if you like one liners. Here is a string of them.. for the first joke.  

I decided to take a few of my favorites and share them with you. 

Kim’s Joke of the Day:

Babies don’t need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach…

It pisses me off…

I like to walk up to them when no one is looking and ask, “What are you doing here? You haven’t worked a day in your life”…

Little baby laying on a little dish towel…

Trying to get a little tan to impress his little friends…

See my diaper line? …. In the skit it shows him kicking sand at the baby and walking off.. lol 

I will share a few more of his work the rest of the week. I hope you enjoy and have a great day. Most importantly don’t forget to SMILE. 

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  1. Hahahahaha is this what happens after one attended a Lamaze class? I suppose the baby will tell you: “Well, m’lady, I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth and so I need not work and just spend the rest of my life on the beach getting toasted.” Lol!

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