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Kim’s Joke of the Day:
The five second rule for food dropped on the ground doesn’t work if you have a two second dog!
My son and I were talking the other day. He was at a friends house for a gathering and dinner at a buddy’s house that had no dogs. He dropped a piece of food on the floor and thought it must really be hard to not have a dog. What do you do when you drop food, pick it up? hahaha
Have a great day and remember to SMILE.
Eating food dropped on the floor is a difficult thing but if I drop it on the table I might but depends on what food — say, if it is choc then yes I will go ahead and pop it inside my mouth hahaha — oh but an apple on the floor? I can wash it and just slice off the part that kissed the floor. So, I guess I will think depending on what food we are talking about hahaha
I agree! Depends on the floor as well. how dirty is it? lol
Oh that, yes, I was only thinking of the floor I am walking on — I guess, I will not dare if it is a public area hahaha even if it looks clean
Lol, love this one too! I found a joke that I could send or post myself, it has to do with dogs!
You should post it! If not I will surely take it, you could IM me. Thanks for thinking of me!
My pleasure 🙂 I saw it and thought of sharing it here….I could always put it on a picture of one of my families pups!
Great idea! ; D You should do it!
I did, and it’s been approved 🙂
What’s wrong with your dog? Why does he take so long to get to food on the floor? Is he in another room or something?
lol no doubt, kinda slow for a dog. hahaha
Some dogs don’t even let it hit the floor
Of course, Kim. How about a dog without a second?
lol you could call him Timeless.
A grandmother from a village went to the capital to see her grandchildren. When she returned to the village. She was very busy. The neighbors asked one question: What did they feed in the capital? She told them she did not know what it was that they called microbes. The food of the grandchildren on the floor fell. The parents said to the children: “It’s not eating. It’s full of microbes. “
lol and true too. Thank you for the laugh Elenka!