Kim's Joke of the Day

Kim’s Joke of the Day:

The five second rule for food dropped on the ground doesn’t work if you have a two second dog! 

My son and I were talking the other day. He was at a friends house for a gathering and dinner at a buddy’s house that had no dogs. He dropped a piece of food on the floor and thought it must really be hard to not have a dog. What do you do when you drop food, pick it up? hahaha

Have a great day and remember to SMILE. 

What do you think?

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  1. Eating food dropped on the floor is a difficult thing but if I drop it on the table I might but depends on what food — say, if it is choc then yes I will go ahead and pop it inside my mouth hahaha — oh but an apple on the floor? I can wash it and just slice off the part that kissed the floor. So, I guess I will think depending on what food we are talking about hahaha

  2. A grandmother from a village went to the capital to see her grandchildren. When she returned to the village. She was very busy. The neighbors asked one question: What did they feed in the capital? She told them she did not know what it was that they called microbes. The food of the grandchildren on the floor fell. The parents said to the children: “It’s not eating. It’s full of microbes. “

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