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Five Limericks – Vote for your Favourite!

Here are five limericks I wrote. Please upvote your favourites!

A limerick is defined as a humorous five-line poem with a rhyme scheme aabba. Try one yourself – it’s really quite easy 🙂

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    • Hi Elenka! Here is the text of the poems in the images 🙂

      I love living out in the bush
      avoiding that dire urban crush
      Many’s the advantage
      of a rustic vantage
      though in winter the ground turns to mush

      I could do with four hours more sleep
      But I’ve already done all the sheep
      I may start on the cows
      (or maybe the sows)
      but the muck here’s already so deep!

      It was rumoured the one I called Granny
      was in fact my sweet third-cousin Annie
      So I had to find out
      (for avoidance of doubt)
      by exploring each nook and each cranny

      The Guinness is perfect in Dublin
      Though the vodka’s much cheaper in Lublin
      but as for white wine
      that is truly divine
      head for Champagne where it is a-bubbling

      In this life there’s an unwritten rule
      You must never lie down with a mule
      for equine expectations
      of carnal relations
      would leave your rear end in a ruin

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