I hope this doesn’t offend anyone, I do believe in neutering and spaying your pets.
If they could talk… I used a picture of Keizer, my son’s dog.
A text from my dog…
Dog: I accidentally smashed a lamp
Me: Why do you ALWAYS break my stuff?
Dog: I don’t ALWAYS break your stuff
Me: Remember when you CRACKED THE TV SCREEN? Shredded my mattress?
Dog: Remember when you PAID SOMEONE TO CUT MY BALLS OFF?
Me: I’ll just buy a new lamp.
This is for Elenka’s @Lacho “if they could challenge”. Here is the link. https://virily.com/challenges/challenge-animal-world/
All you have to do is:
Post a photo no matter what animal you choose. Share with us all the curious story, funny facts or just write something about the particular species.
Here are the conditions
1. Required photo in which one or more animals are present.
2. Use the words “If they could ….”in the title
3. Post to the Challenge category.
4. Use hashtag #Iftheycould
Thank you, he is so expressive!
This joke is so good I feel like jumping for joy for a few minutes.
I love the text’s from you dog ones, and cat too. They are always so funny.
Humor is the best way to overcome a bad day.
Cute photo, and love that….and I agree!
lol you can’t argue with reason, right?
They will always remind us what we have done to them.
Hey, I never did a thing. I promise, lol the vet did.
Now that is just too funny. 🙂 They never forget!
lol, I wonder what they do think in all reality. Go to sleep, wake up and WHAT??
Urgh… don’t know whose side to stand on …
LOL
lol, Oh my, giggles so very true, huh?