A father and his eldest son went hunting together for the first time.
The father said “You must stay here and don’t make a sound. I’ll be down there by those trees.” A short while later, the father heard an ear-piercing scream and rushed back to his son.”What’s the problem?” the father asked. “I told you to keep quiet.”
“Look, Dad, the son replied “I kept quiet when a snake slithered across my feet. I even kept quiet when the cougar breathed down my neck. But when the two squirrels ran up my pant legs and said, ‘Should we eat them now or take them with us?’ I just panicked.”