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Canadian Geese Are Not Nice!

Nothing less pleasant than taking your kids to play in the park and discovering they can’t run or sit anywhere because the lawn is covered with goose excrement. People feed these villains who continue to overpopulate and congregate in public areas, beaches, ballfields, playgrounds & schoolyards. They fly into aircraft causing plane crashes. They leave stinky messes under your sandals. Canadian Geese are awful evil satanic vermin, not nice cute little fauna. Make them into Foie Gras.

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Written by PaulPallazola

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  1. OMG, that’s a real problem. As for me, wish to make something similar from our city pigeons because they spread ornithosis everywhere & leave stinky messes on the roofы of entrances, balconies and so on.

    • Many years ago when my dad was a boy he raised carrier pigeons. One year the during the great depression the family couldn’t afford a Turkey for Christmas dinner so they killed and roasted his pigeons. My dad never like eating any kind of bird after that Christmas. Cornish Hen,Turkey or Roast Chicken all made him sad 🙁