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Belarus Premier League – 3/29/20

The final two games of week 2 in the Belarus Premier League will be played on Sunday.  The only soccer being played anywhere now on Earth is in Belarus.  The reason why the games are being played is because Belarus President Alexander Lukashenko believes that a person cannot receive the coronavirus if he or she drinks vodka, sits in saunas, and does farm work on a daily basis.

Since he thinks that Covid-19 is a hoax because he listened to US President Donald Trump, I have the opportunity to do this poll.  The first game of the doubleheader is between Isloch and Smolevichy-STI.  Isloch looked great in their first match last week with a 1-0 victory.  Smolevichy-STI secured a 1-1 draw last week.

The second match is between Neman Grodno and Vitebsk.  Grodno lost their first match last week 1-0 while Vitebsk won 1-0 last week.  Looking at last week’s scores, both games should be competitive.  I do not care if you do not know any of these teams; I do not know any players on these teams either.  Please pick the winners in the poll questions.

  • Question of

    Will Isloch defeat Smolevichy-STI?

    • Yes
    • No
  • Question of

    Will Neman Grodno defeat Vitebsk?

    • Yes
    • No

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Written by ahol888

Coolest dwarf in the world. Expert on the topic of mediocrity.

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