Phase Two ~ Real jokes with real punch lines

This is the second part of the post. If you are a little lost the first one is  here. Last time all you got was the question part of the jokes. Now you get to enjoy the whole thing. The boys and I are having great fun with  this project. I really do hope that it makes someone here smile as well. It’s important to remember they are children and learning. They keep asking if people like the jokes they found. So far my  answer has been I don’t really know. 

Here you go!

  1. What do you call a bear with no ears? B

  2. What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

  3. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?  A stick

  4. What is red and moves up and down? A tomato in an elevator

  5. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? You cannot, elephants don’t have hands.

  6. What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe my friend, you have to breathe.

  7. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? Are you kidding, concrete floors are really hard to break.

  8. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous shipwreck.

  9. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk

  10. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? No time at all, eight men already built it.

Had you already figured out all the answers?

What do you think?

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Written by Ghostwriter



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