School Project Phase One

Question and Answer Jokes Set one ~ Questions

Question and answer jokes are a great way to teach children logic and humor. They often do not make you laugh for hours and they sometimes give you something to think about. My grandchildren were given the challenge of find a certain number of question and answer jokes that they could explain for a school project. They had to be able to explain why the joke was humorous before they could put it on their list. Of course their parents dropped them off here so they could get started on the very large project. What you see is the beginning.

1. What is red and smells like blue paint?

2. What do you call a bear with no ears?

3. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?

4. What do you get from a pampered cow?

5. What is red and moves up and down?

6. What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

7. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

8. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

9. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?