Bagel Boss signs fighting contract


Bagel Boss Chris Morgan became a viral hit when his epic rant in a bagel shop in Long Island went viral earlier this month.  He is now looking to capitalize on his newfound fame by signing a contract with celebrity fight promoter Damon Feldman.  The Bagel Boss will be scheduled to box in a ring later on in the fall against a celebrity to be named later.

Hopefully, he works on his fighting skills because he lost the last fight he was in when he was curled up like a ball next to the counter at the bagel shop.  His Napoleon complex is out of control.


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