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Bagel Boss Chris Morgan Arrested


Chris Morgan, aka the viral sensation Bagel Boss, was arrested in New York for causing a disturbance at the Bay Shore Arena.  Unfortunately, the Bagel Boss went on another rant, but he really went off the rails this time because he was swinging a bat at innocent bystanders.  Why does he continue to wear Timberland’s with shorts?

This situation is sad for Bagel Boss because it appears that he is suffering from the Napoleon complex because he is projecting to overcompensate for his lack of height.  He should be released in time to fight former baseball player Lenny Dykstra in a celebrity boxing match next month.

What do you think?

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Written by ahol888

Coolest dwarf in the world. Expert on the topic of mediocrity.


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