The link for the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU8EqkQKfw0
Now below are some pictures with the lyrics. The kid is my grandson dancing in a field.
#1 The other night…
#2 Get you one of those
Get you one of those greasy hamburgers all peppered up, lay you up in the hospital for about ten days
So I ordered me up a couple of those grease bombs
Waitress bought 'em over, lifted up the bun, checked 'em out
Damn, no ketchup
So, I nudged the guy sitting next to me at the counter
I said, hey partner, How about passing the ketchup over
Suddenly, this little bitty green handing holding a ketchup bottle came into view
And I freaked, 'cause the guy sitting next to me was a Martian
#3 Now
Now in twenty eight years of eating hamburgers
I ain't never run into no Martian
Not at 2:30 in the morning and certainly not at a fine scarfing establishment like Eat.
Well, he was sitting over there with a
Bunch of colored sticks on his plate
And I looked over at him and I said
What you eating there boy, crayons
He said, why no
They're Martian cigarettes
Here, try one