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My quest for toilet paper ended. Persistence helped. This morning, I drudgingly woke up at 5 am and slowly got ready. By 6:08 am, I was out the garage door, driving towards Walmart. I noticed the parking lot was quiet and peaceful, but there was a line already started. I was the 6th person in a line with social distancing space. So, I stood in line, under cloudy sky, hoping there is no sudden rain. By 7 am, we went in. I didn’t take a cart because all I wanted was a pack of toilet paper. It is a miracle! I saw some toilet paper. A time to celebrate! There was a two-pack limit. So,I bought a pack of 18 rolls and a pack of 12, as well as a pack of 12–Paper Towels. Now, I need to ration my use of these rolls until I need some more in the future. Hopefully, all this crap will be over by then.
LIVING THE NWO ONE WORLD LOCKDOWN ADVENTURE OF SURVIVAL:
So, the secret to buying toilet paper is wake up early, around 5 am, and stand in line by 6 am because the line will grow fast. By 7 am, the line was twice as long. As soon as I placed my toilet paper and paper towels in my car, it started raining. So, the rain came in good timing because I was driving home during the rain, which was also light, and I drove straight into my garage.
YEAH, WE NEED TO ESCAPE THE NWO AGENDA. MAYBE CRAZY IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT ! THIS IS RIDICULOUSLY CRAZY!
Back in my 20s, I used to stand in line for entertainment activities, such as fashion events, concerts, and other events. In my middle age, I am standing in line for toilet paper and paper towels. In my old age, I will probably be standing in line for unnecessary medication and Depends, which is a scary thought.