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He grew urn sideways

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Do not pat

him on stomach

for it is pot bellied

like a big urn

situated

sideways

on a bumpkin

who cannot believe

what has come out

and when

forgetting

hundreds

of pizzas

and thousands

of buns

that have gone inside

without a sound

or the song on hum

you can tease him

from sideways

because

it takes one year

for him to turn

and you know why

because

of that round urn

and now ask me

what might happen

if you pat that urn

for fun

well eerrrrrr welll

he would not say much

his hips would soon

and you would be

running for life

holding nose

before

you fall down

somewhere

in a faint

with

a swoon !

What do you think?

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