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With a new born dead
Chief looked like
he was had;
with face white
of mud and grime
he was trying to look sheepish
when sheep in him bayed
out came the kickass boy
with the manager
and they caught him brute
so that chief
could not escape;
to add to the brew
came in semi tribal(from Kenya)
groom of mother bereft.
He was so appalled at the loss
of little meat ball
that he came in
and spat robustly
not taking his eyes off Chief
all this while;
growls of many kind,
each resembling an animal
in Kenya forest land,
came out one by one
and to top it all he glared at chief
and chief trembled
not a bit but lot.
Now this man was tall
burnt chimney wall
of an oven-tar deep
and scarred steep.
He was in the habit of talkin in poems.
Presently he growled to chief,” you dumb fatso,
you so much shook mah preggo
that she dropped one of the two baggos”
Now get ready I would shake ya
to tail and you would not git a bail”!
Saying that he first did an African yankee step or two
toot toot la toot toot la toot toot la
I will make a sauce outta ya bad fellah,
and then he threw a lasso trap
on chief, brought it to rest
in his feet, and then
like a powerful bloke he was
he threw the rope
over the nearby oak branch
and pulled it to tight strung
and up went chief
with head down and legs up.
Chief bobbed back and forth
with blood rushing to his face.
Kenyan then brought in a football
and beckoned all saying,”Anybody hitting
this rascal’s bobbing head direct and hard would be paid $5 per hit
by this junk. Yo Ho ! come all and take turns”.
Then Kenyan rushed and swung poor chief
hard-good for 15 minutes target practice.
A small crowd gathered and it began to hit
poor chief every now and then, by turn.
It also included few kids healthy enough to deliver pain
These kids feigning lack of aim
walked within a feet of chief and
with all force and hate
smashed the football on his nose, singing
“dick dock chalk bit bot bat-hit this man fat
so that he cannot run or even walk!”
To be cntd…..