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Lenny Dykstra Facing Bagel Boss Guy In Celebrity Boxing Match

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The guy known as “Bagel Boss” finally has someone to fight against next month.  Former New York Mets and Philadelphia Phillies outfielder Lenny Dykstra has signed the contract to fight against Bagel Boss in Atlantic City, New Jersey next month.

Bagel Boss was the guy that went ballistic in a bagel shop last month because of his distorted belief that women do not like him because of his height.  This lack of self-esteem left Bagel Boss hunched over on the floor next to the counter taking punches from a customer that was fed up listening to him.

Now, Dykstra must be really hurting for money to sign this celebrity boxing contract after being released from jail for fraud a few years ago.  This fight could go either way because Bagel Boss is about five feet tall and because Dykstra has destroyed his own body due to the amount of drugs he has taken over the past 30 years.

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