In choosing a name for the new drink, Joyful had actually gotten 75 votes compared to Snot which had 35567. (The actual figures were released by Wikileaks).
There were complaints, emails, Tweets and Facebook pages hastily created. Call in programs were All Snot All The Time.
Many felt democracy was under threat. Others, proving their legal acumen, emphasised the term ‘Best’ and suggested that the Best name for a drink was not Snot.
Eventually a statement was made along the lines of;
‘As it is the company’s money, it is the company’s choice.’
Alas, there is no soft drink called Snot.