Freshman Trick

Try putting a tomato

in your underwear

and two raw eggs

each in your pant pockets

and joke bombs(flat)

in your shirt pockets

eat two raw onions

with two pods of garlic

then go as a fresher

to a ragging gag

moment one pushed

me by chest

joke bombs

went off

and ragger rushed back

covering his eyes

staggering back

about to shreik

three others did likewise

as if they were killed by blast

then one of them kicked my back

in sheer irritation

and it fell on underwear swell

with a khus sound

tomato got crushed

and red came out

splattering my arse

it looked as if combo effect

had taken place

i.e. I had shat wet

and a bleeding bruise

had been created

and they recoiled back

covering faces

at what they had achieved

exit from College

looked rather imminent

as I lay feigning hit

they searched pant pockets

and eggs cracked

secreting viscid

and it sent them in real panic

as to what body part

they had snapped and how seriously

at which I closed my eyes

and they neared faces to mine

to check if I was breathing

at that I sent out

the full blast of onion and garlic

right in their face;

raggers ran and did not attempt

any fresher for long!


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Written by Glower4

Glower is a writer cum poet who is a commoner endowed with uncanny gift of extreme and deep abstract thought resulting in astonishing written word.