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Foxworthy, yeah

Yes, I admit it. I like Jeff Foxworthy. I can relate to many of the things he talks about. Now I am not saying that I am a full fledged redneck, but I dang sure married one.

Since it is the Christmas Season right now, I wonder if any of you remember or have heard Jeff’s version of 12 Days of Christmas. I guess the only way to know is to give you a little test. Good luck.

  • Question of

    On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me

    • some parts to a mustang GT
    • some wax fer my new goatee
  • Question of

    On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me

    • two jumpin’ frogs
    • two huntin’ dogs
  • Question of

    On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me

    • three ding dong bells
    • three shot gun shells
  • Question of

    On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

    • four big mud tires
    • Four logs for fires
  • Question of

    On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

    • five flannel shirts
    • five bootie skirts
  • Question of

    On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

    • Six cows a milkin’
    • Six cans of spam
  • Question of

    On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me

    • 7 packs of red man
    • 7 bags of beach sand
  • Question of

    On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

    • 8 frisky prancers
    • 8 table dancers
  • Question of

    On the nineth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

    • 9 years probation
    • 9 sweet libations
  • Question of

    On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

    • 10 of copenhagen
    • 10 pounds bacon
  • Question of

    On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me

    • 11 wrastlin crickets
    • 11 wrastlin tickets
  • Question of

    On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

    • Yes
    • No

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