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Not Me

(Photos courtesy of Coffee, Coffee, Coffee……)

I have been exercising a good amount when I go to my physical therapy appointments.  I also walk every day.  I am loosing more weight.  It’s all very strange to me. Loosing weight, now my clothes don’t fit the same.  I don’t own any belts.  I never liked them.  Now, I think I will have to buy one.  It is all very strange.  I never thought I would loose this much weight–for me it is quite fast.

I could tell you what I eat, but that would be boring for you.  Most people just want results, they don’t want to do the work associated with results.   Most people simply don’t have the discipline it takes.  I overheard the eye doctor telling a guy younger than me, that he had glaucoma.  He was younger than me, and about to loose his vision.  I’m like the drunk uncle on SNL, “That’s just not me.”

I didn’t know how or when I would loose weight.  Because of my back injuries, I couldn’t practice massage professionally.  Now, everything is changing.  I never stopped doing Reiki all together, but now that I have less back pain, I will be able to pick up where I left off.

There are so many stores going out of business for some reason.  I will have to shop there.  Why are so many people shopping online?  That might have something to do with it.

I will never love shopping online.  I just don’t get it.  I like to physically be somewhere, see something, and then go get it.  It’s like wired into my brain that way.  I don’t know why people are so lazy, that they don’t even want to shop.  How many people order take out, and have it delivered every day?

I just don’t get it.  People don’t bother cooking either, which means they probably don’t even shop for food.  I thought that was pretty basic.  People should know how to cook.  If you are a millennial, chances are, you don’t know.  Maybe you never thought about it.  I don’t know how that can be.  Maybe you don’t think about eating–ever.  What else is there besides, food, and sex?

If you don’t have any basic notions of cooking, you are not an adult.  You may as well go back to Kindergarten, because you have made yourself completely dependent on someone else cooking for you.  That has to be a tough life.  I guess all you eat is cereal–that is, if you bother shopping for food at all.  I love cereal, but it has to be a cold life, especially with all the rain, and snow still going on outside.

You know, outside, that place where people go to sometimes.

What do you think?

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Written by Maria Ayala

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  1. “If you don’t have any basic notions of cooking, you are not an adult. You may as well go back to Kindergarten, because you have made yourself completely dependent on someone else cooking for you.” Wow that is a pretty bold statement. I didn’t learn anything about in kindergarten.

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