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AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA

AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)

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With self-publishing shining like sun all over the serious students and litterateurs who have worked years in universities and colleges are wincing with pain and discomfort looking at “never educated” to a “truck driver” to a “Broadway beggar” turning writers/authors/ and flashing self-published novels at the pace of two to three in a day. FB is crowded with the revelry of book launch parties after a round of robust tom-tomming that such and such author is releasing her or his title and then lotta FBookers gather on her party webpage play music and then some games and then friends buy each other’s books. This is how some of the titles might have looked:

”Oh! Stud can I nip your bud! tee hee tee”

( this was a Broadway hustler to whom title came in so easy)

“Its Springtime and it helps ya Stand and I know that!”

(this authoress tried gardeners many times in Springs from kitchen windows)

“Jamaica Power is Smacka & Puffa-Join me, Babes”

(This guy, a restroom cleaner’s help, after indulging in smacka wrote this book of 7 pages in 12 minutes and the tagged price was 25 cents take it or leave it)

“Bottle, bets & my bankruptcy, and then crime, a lotta of it”

(this guy was wanted by local PD for 100s of ghetto crimes and needed two days of hiding from PD and it is in these two days that he wrote this 14 pages long book in ghetto slang-I bet this was an autobiography as title suggests)

“My long cut Sarong and your tight Zip-An Anomaly of sighs”

( A Japanese fast woman who could not succeed much in the US due to her simian looks wrote this book as a tale of pain & rejection)

Will get some more titles of such books with possible backgrounds.

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Glower is a writer cum poet who is a commoner endowed with uncanny gift of extreme and deep abstract thought resulting in astonishing written word.

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