Growl&bite the Guest

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Guest

came

stayed

I smirked

one hour is enough

he was in second

and smiled

with another bun

from plate

began to chit chat

I scratched my head

shifted in couch

but he sloughed

deeper in his seat

still smiling roguishly

and looking me hard

now shifted to edge

turned my nose

and watched him from

corner of my eyes

he was making for

another bun

it is then from my edge

i slid the plate

to farther end

so that to get bun

he has to come out of

deep slough

and be ready to say goodbye

but he was a pest

grabbed the bun

and slipped right back

and even more

I said are you free for the day

with slushed mouth

he said ayeeeeouaye

I have a pet called growl&bite

a Labrador trained to sit quiet

for 10 minutes

and then attack the

first guy or woman in sight

(Was easy to train the dog as he obviously

got bored after 10 minutes on inactivity).

Looking at smug guest

I excused and retired

for a pee by johnny

and once inside

I freed growl&bite

and left him in living

by the side of lounger pest

after ten there were

barks bhon bhon and ouch ouch ayeeeeee

ah mahhhhhhh ass and pok shit he bites

as screams after screams

and running steps followed

on return I found the ground cleared.

It is 5 years since the guest

last came on a visit !