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Climate is Kaziranga in the State of Assam in India, where a wild life sanctuary of one horned Indian rhinoceros(rhinos) homes a population of slow moving tonners of animals that are rather ugly to look at and ungainly to behold. They are called Gainda in Hindi-the national language of India.They lounge in mud, dirt and scum and move so gradually as if a lance was pierced through their backs forever. Yet people throng to watch them in some kind of semi-frenzy and I think main reason is that unlike,say,cows they cannot and do not inhabit immediate surroundings of human beings. For instance, they cannot be found moving with the gay abandon of a vagabond cow near your huts, homes, apartments, streets or roads and are, therefore, given the home in the wildlife. Curiosity as to how a very fat animal might look like or just to have a steal view on how it would waddle in a run and even questions like why we cannot let them move like cows amidst us drive many to Kaziranga. These are primarily local Indians and I have seen but a few foreign nationals come to look at the obesity struck modern day dinosaurs. Then people have questions like cows eat grass and vegetation the rhinos do likewise and why cannot we let them just graze through our pavements and expand their world to footpaths and pavements on our roads. Imagine rhinos moving back to back (rubbing them too) with cows on our streets.
To be continued
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