I would love you to LOL ROFL & LMFAO here in heaps
A brood
nearby it all stood
one 5
other 3
rest, all younger, undefined
their mother grinned
oh ! how fertile
while I whined
nobody now looked at me
saying he is used
all girls winked
he has done so many
now can he do any.
spent force
let him stay with granny
While I worried thus
on my prospects as mine
looked already like
proverbial granny;
my 5 year old
broke a new penny
he tried fixing bed of the smallest
in our johnny
grinning
that he was checking
respective sizes
no avail could extricate
the bed from pothole
and we all had to go
out in the wild
for whole week
till carpenter came
on our seek.
My 3 year old
is no less adventurous
she mixed all rouges
and make up
liquids of her granny
errrr mom
just to see what
was the resultant hue.
This putting paid to
a cosmetics set
worth $500.
Another smaller undefined
child has a penchant
to piss and shit
only when I am in my best clothes
I do not know
why he maintains
since his birth this enmity
with my clothes.
Well I am rather up
and tight
life is a fight
with granny
and child-delight.
So now you know
to have kids
is a bid
on which,
you rather
put a lid!