To have children-pitfalls-till you fall

I would love you to LOL ROFL & LMFAO here in heaps

A brood

nearby it all stood

one 5

other 3

rest, all younger, undefined

their mother grinned

oh ! how fertile

while I whined

nobody now looked at me

saying he is used

all girls winked

he has done so many

now can he do any.

spent force

let him stay with granny

While I worried thus

on my prospects as mine

looked already like

proverbial granny;

my 5 year old

broke a new penny

he tried fixing bed of the smallest

in our johnny


that he was checking

respective sizes

no avail could extricate

the bed from pothole

and we all had to go

out in the wild

for whole week

till carpenter came

on our seek.

My 3 year old

is no less adventurous

she mixed all rouges

and make up

liquids of her granny

errrr mom

just to see what

was the resultant hue.

This putting paid to

a cosmetics set

worth $500.

Another smaller undefined

child has a penchant

to piss and shit

only when I am in my best clothes

I do not know

why he maintains

since his birth this enmity

with my clothes.

Well I am rather up

and tight

life is a fight

with granny

and child-delight.

So now you know

to have kids

is a bid

on which,

you rather

put a lid!


What do you think?

Written by Glower4

Glower is a writer cum poet who is a commoner endowed with uncanny gift of extreme and deep abstract thought resulting in astonishing written word.