$3.7 Billions

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I jumped

thinking it was very deep

and I would be dead

but then

it was just

the window sill

and i dropped with a thud

a bad back and a dull ache

but seeing me dropping thus

a constable came

caught my ears

and made me stand up

sternly asking

what have you stolen

and where have you kept that

I mulled my eyes

and opened my empty

pockets by and by

at which the irate

law soldier

kicked mah butt

zucccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk

trrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttaaaaaa  taah

as I winced

and in protect I caught the shoe of PD guy

he fell I got his shoe

using time I ran

rather far

no chase came

there was a small market

of a village where I huffed to stop

to a foolish looking rustic

I sold the shoe for $3

from which I bought fistful of nuts

as I was walking down the road

a guy came and said

I am hungry can you give nuts

I told him $15

he said awright

with $15

I bought pair of shoe

I returned to same market

and got $30

with $30

I bought two pairs

which I sold

for $65

and so on

I made bigger money

as I changed markets

and products

today I am worth

$3.7 billions and more

courtesy that shoe

from the PD lame!