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Tomato in turnip

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As a chef

they hired me

to boost restaurant

to finger licking eaters

the first one that I made

was tomato mixed

in turnip

half and half

a lotta salt

and unmeasured quantity of chilies red

then butter was 200 grammes

in a serving of 300 grammes

I cooked it for half an hour

on a high flame

all got burned

except the brown of the red

of tomato,turnip and chillies

to make the hot mix wet

I mixed one liter of water

and stirred

stirred and stirred

till it got consistency of a soup

outside they blared a placard

special recipe by a world famed chef

at half the cost

soon there was a queue

outside

of 200 odd and tables went short

when served each had a mouth to make

not due to taste but due to red chillies

in the diluted paste

seeeeeeeeeeahhhseeeseeeahohohahseeee caaaaaseesasssss

and tears was that which could be seen

half of them lined up johnnies

as red chillies

loosened all and they had urges a lot

soon it looked as if

they had all come to relieve

and not to eat

but all liked the challenge of finishing a bowl

soon word spread

and dish became a big hit

as a challenge to get by

pssst……. I was not a chef at all

and had not made even a cup of tea in my life

but director hiring was a fool of high variety

he fell for my lies and hired me as it is

Moral of the story: With marketing hype even rotten goods can be sold &sometimes rotten hiring may also work..but the risk is too huge..LOL

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