in

She is planning an escape!

You ain’t going no far

got to take my spar

will trap you by hook

or spear you to immobility

even if you run

and drag you right

where my fencing

would blitz

in your fearful eyes

I would first

slice away your nose

that cheated me off my money

then sniffed nostrils in a cheater’s glee

then I would chop off your ears(lobes et al)

that heard conspiring words

it would then be turn of your hands

which tried attacks and poisons

on me many a time

then obviously it would be your legs

which kicked me

when I was laying half dead

they would fall to sharpest axe

and one blow would be that

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hmmmmm

hmm

now tell me

can you run

anywhere

ever

of your remaining torso

gasoline

would assist me

in the fastest burn

o! you already red flag

woman with a chopped

off bag!

PS: I am flummoxed and jinxed and flabbergasted folks after dealing me raw enough to give shape to my feelings as above; she as yet expected me to be romantic, hold her and share her HIV…lol..rofl

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Glower is a writer cum poet who is a commoner endowed with uncanny gift of extreme and deep abstract thought resulting in astonishing written word.

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