Before you go about troubling your brain in reading I want you to laugh to full extent. Check this comedy literature par excellence:
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)
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At midnight
sun collided with moon
there were total eclipses
of both kind
plus lotta blood was also seen
on those on whose heads
debris fell
then my cat sprung to action,
while me and humanity
were busy browsing internet
and managing IoT(LMFAO)
with a blood curdling meooooooooow
she donned
gown of a doc
and danced her butts
making every now and then
waltz cuts
with every cut bandaging a blood
she appeared to have swallowed
the whisky bottle of her owner fellow
Now, she admonished the idle dog
mimicking his bark
you hang-tongue
any good you ever do;
thereupon hang wandered
and milked few cows
for patients to be fed
some portion of patients
grew irate
as cat had them bandaged
at absolutely wrong place
and debris still fell
as the collision and eclipse went on
in the meanwhile scuffles ensued
between cows and hang
they charged him of
milking them dry to pain
but all hang could do was bark
as night grew dark;
more than cows now
their bulls were irate
that their cows now looked ugly
and so shrunk,
all the time looking for hang,
and with their horns
they made for more bandages
cries and wails reigned
till it was morning
and collision eclipse ended !
Thank you so much this was humorous vein
What an imagination you have, wow!