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AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)
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This heart misses a beat
not literally, LOL
(otherwise I would be dead)
whenever you walk through that door
you bloody BORE
you trickle
in swaying
like a rickety skeleton
with nothing but
your teeth
shining
like a buffoon
all the more,
heart is troubled less
but mind is much more
as I have to bear you
for all the third class
jokes and episodes
that you have
which you repeat
like a parrot
who has no furs
but just a beak,
each moment I feel like
ripping off
your remaining straggle
and fry you in
microwave oven
but I have to hide all that
clench my fists
and tell you
how pretty and good you look
(my foot you scarecrow)
and then hear the scrap
that you have to say
in your serrated tone,
better I would have
that door done to a wall
so that you could
walk through it
NO MORE!