Fart in the time of love

Before you go about troubling your brain in reading I want you to laugh to full extent. Check this comedy literature par excellence:

AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA

  AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)

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Heart

Healthy

Pit

Pat

Pitter

Pat

She

Heard

Looked

Up

Winked

Romantic

Feel

Snuggled

Around

My legs

From lower

Step

Of stadium

Arena

I bent

Stomach

Pressed

Out

Came

A resounding

Fart

Putta

Poon

Putta

Poon

Then

Pit

Patta

Poon

Poon

Pat

Pat

Pat

Pat

Put

Put

Ah

Sigh

Of relief

Reflex

Involuntary

Out

Of control

But her

Nostrils

Flared

Smirks

Of disgust

Vapor

Of rotten

Pizza

Night old

Story

Done

And told

She fled

Never

To come

Back

Leaving me in thoughts

Does she not eat pizzas

Does she never breathe

Hard with crackers alive?