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Tobacco leads to deaths

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‘Without tobacco

I turn more powerful

than with it

said the horse

as rabbit

borrowed a wee bit;

tobacco was too heavy

for the first-timer rabbit

who on eats

began to jump

up and down

left and right

pimp pomp po and pimp pomp po

with eyes going pigeon red

and with a large leap

he sat on saddle

and horse was already in mood

and the gallop began

which grew to a run

with rabbit hanging

precariously on

seeing the fast ride

passing by an ant

sprang up

and latched just on

it wriggled and journeyed

to rabbit’s back’s end

from where rabbit exited shit

finding it warm and humid

ant went on and at one bright spot

she did what she often did

bite the poison in

rabbit squealed ouchhhheeeee

who is that worm

and rabbit shook his ass

he did not know

as in bite

ant had taken in

a bit of tobacco

from a half formed nerd

and now ant was elevated

like hell and she started the storm

rabbit screamed and screamed

horse neighed and neighed

and lost running sight

and soon he fell in a deep ditch

crashed and so dead

and under his fallen weight

rabbit was dead too

and under rabbit’s weight

ant expired too.

Moral: Tobacco may lead to deaths..LOL

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Glower is a writer cum poet who is a commoner endowed with uncanny gift of extreme and deep abstract thought resulting in astonishing written word.