Maria Ayala
(Photos courtesy of Alpha Ever After……)
(I wrote this about 10 years ago.)
Lesbian Mommies
My friend Anastasia wants to be a mom.
We used to have a crush on each other but now that she’s just revealed her motherly desires to me, I’ve changed my mind about her.
I mean, come on! I’m only 31, I’m single, and unattached.
Sure, I want a girlfriend just like any other normal woman, but I don’t want her to come in a box set: Buy the butch dyke Barbie doll now, and get the artificially inseminated baby free!
I mean, I just want a burger and a drink—I’ll pass on the fries.
I don’t need the extra carbs!
